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[NSFW] STUPID MONSTER SEXPOCALYPSES

HERE IS CROW, WHO YOU APPARENTLY WANT TO BANG FOR SOME REASON. WITH ALL YOUR ADDITIONAL APPENDAGES/POWERS, HOW WRONG CAN IT GO?

Also general gore warning on top of the NSFW warning because this is all about Bad Monster Ideas.

If you want to play it out monster sex going wrong, but not in a public manner, please post a blank comment and I'll screen it, which will cause the rest of the thread to be screened.

Things that have Gone Wrong (including threads in other peoples' museboxes):
- Crow getting his dick stuck in holes that are too small and rigid
- Crow literally breaking someone's ass
- Condoms and the equivalent of blood getting stuck inside Crow's genital slit
- Crow getting his mouth burned and ice cream stuck in the lower jaw of his whale mask
- Crow getting his tail burned
- Crow getting his dick ripped off (blowjobs going wrong in the worst way) before getting killed
- Crow killing someone via blowjob
- Crow getting a too hot dick up his ass

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[When Crow feels Tsukikage's breath on his crotch, Crow shivers, half in anticipation and half in trepidation; he hadn't forgotten at all what Tsukikage had said about his mouth.

A low groan breaks past Crow's lips. What is that texture?

Crow's hips tilt upwards, angling his crotch better with Tsukikage's tongue. Leaning back on one hand, he uses the other to slide into top of his slit, using his fingers to hold it open.

An invitation.]

[Tsukikage is very careful with his movements, yet he does consider tying his cheeks behind his head, just to make sure nothing bad happens. However, it's uncomfortable, time-consuming and honestly Tsukikage isn't up for it.

So he leaves it as it is. When the man invites him in, Tsukikage is more than happy to lean in and get really up close. One pair of arms help hold the slit open, the others caress Crow's thighs.

The bristly tongue pushes in and begins swirling around, partially looking for the cock and partially just exploring. That should be at least marginally pleasurable.

Even if the mandibles that close in around Crow's hips lightly push pointed teeth down.]

[Man, he really lucked out having a partner with multiple arms, hasn't he? There's no way the usual single armed monster would be able to do that sort of thing. Crow shifts his hips, breath quickening with every stroke of his thighs and every lick of Tsukikage's tongue.]

Yes. Yes, that's good.

[But that prickling sensation around his hips... What... what the hell is that? Those feel pointy!? But pointed pressure doesn't feel like they're located in anything remotely similar to a typical monster's toothy mouth.

Wait.]

You have a condom ready?

[Multiple limbs you know what you're doing with are excellent for absolutely everything. Tsukikage does enjoy the tiniest acceleration of breath and pulse as he works, and the calls are more than enough to satisfy him. Almost enough to make him ignore Crow. Almost.]

Ahh... Yes... I do.

[Safety first! One hand lets go of Crow's thigh and he goes to fish another condom out from the pouch attached to his leg. He would hold it up for Crow but he's blindfolded.]

Ready when you are

Okay. Alright.

[Crow subconsciously licks his lips and swallows around his apprehension. Tsukikage's always been a good guy to him. There's nothing to worry about, right? He's always seemed pretty careful, so...

His voice is steady when he says--]

You're gonna have to put it on me.

I understand...

[Well... time to fish the dick out of the slit then. A long, spidery finger begins to gently rim the slit, while Tsukikage stared intensely at the moist hole, just waiting for it to come out while the other hands prepare to pull it on.]

Ready...

[Crow had thought Tsukikage's fingers had been near magical before, but with his vision cut off by the blindfold, awareness of every stroke along his skin had only grown. The hightened sensitivity turns Tsukikage's spidery touch into the most arousing thing he's ever felt. The tip of Crow's tail, splayed out on the mattress behind him, curls and uncurls with his every shuddering breath.

It doesn't take long for Crow's cock to slide out from between his folds, curving as his arousal reaches new heights. His fingers grip the bedsheets tightly.]

Damn. If I don't feel your mouth on my dick soon, I'm...

[...He's what? Crow interrupted himself with a moan.]

[Tsukikage can't help but smirk at that, and he feels very proud of himself for doing a good job. A couple of his back legs patter back and forth excitedly, as his front half looks at the whale's penis. Tsukiakge isn't one to tease, so once it's out, he carefully slides it on Crow's dick, pulling it as far it would go.]

I'm starting

[It's only fair to warn. And while one hand caresses the cock and holds it in place, his mouth slides over it, as if Tsukikage was going straight for deep throating. His tongue meets the rubber and Tsukikage firmly licks.

Then... gently his cheeks come down... and down... and now they're sort of pushing against Crow's crotch and his dick. One of his many teeth on his upper lip may be gently pressing on the slit as well.]

[Crow can hear the sound of legs skittering across the floor -- with even more clarity than usual -- and ugh it sounds too much like a particularly large roach.

But damn how long(???) is Tsukikage's mouth? The mental image based on what he's feeling on him is horrifying, yet it feels...

Crow throws his head back and moans loud enough to wake the dead, a hand reaching forward to grab at Tsukikage's hair at the back of his head.]

[He's far more light-footed than any roach, thank you very much. He's just bigger.

Tsukikage flinches and his teeth push a little further when he feels the hand grab his ponytail. However, it's not enough for Tsukikage to bite down in surprise- he has more control than that, thanks- and after a moment of recovery, he loosen his mouth's hold and begins bobbing his head up and down, two pairs of eyes on Crow while the other two pairs stared down at his dick.]

[Nevermind his misgivings earlier, the sharp, needle-like sensation at the skin around his crotch is enough to drive him half wild. It's only when Tsukikage starts blowing him in earnest that Crow loses it completely.

Gasping, Crow tightens his grip on the back of Tsukikage's head, his hips bucking as he thrusts into Tsukikage's mouth.]

Grrk!

[Yeesh, Crow, you don't slow down. He bites a bit harder, but it's not enough to penetrate the rubber. Tsukikage's got to lose control too to do something as stupid and foolhardy as that, so it's not going to happen, right? Hahaha.

Tsukikage moves faster, saliva pooling around the dick as his tongue stops moving in favour of just moving. The little teeth grate against Crow's dick like a brush, teasing the shaft and the slit opening not unlike Tsukikage's nails before.]

[This is the craziest blowjob he's ever had. Normally the sensation of teeth on him would be cause for alarm, but not being able to see them is doing wonders. And given that he's not feeling bad pain, fuck, Crow's cock curves and twists inside Tsukikage's mouth.

Crow squeezes his covered eyes shut and groans, leaning forward over Tsukikage and picking up the pace with his thrusts.]

[It's fine. It's fine. It's fine but he's getting really uncomfortable now. It doesn't hurt, but there's a dark part of him (a vengeful shade? A frazzled spider?) who isn't really happy of how this as turned out. Tsukikage tries to ignore it, but as he bobs his head, he feels that pinch in his soul again.

...

He bites harder, and this time his teeth does sink through the condom.]

[The problem is, with his eyes covered, Crow has absolutely no idea the discomfort he's causing Tsukikage, and asking if Tsukikage would be comfortable with Crow thrusting into his mouth had been totally forgotten in lieu imagining the horrifying anatomy of Tsukikage's face.

When Crow feels the first prick on his dick -- pointy, with a distinct lack of barrier between sharp things -- a dim part of his brain tries to raise the alarm. But Crow's too far gone to immediately stop.]

[Thanks Crow. Another thing to curse awful looks about. Tsukikage is doing his best, really, but the rough facefuck and the lack of control over a situation really gets to him and before he realises what's going on, the usually calm ninja snaps.

The long mouth unfurls from Crow's penis, only to SNAP back on like a mouse trap. The spider bites hard and twists his head, ripping the member off.]

[The effect is instantaneous.

An agonised shriek rips from Crow's throat. Immediately letting go of Tsukikage, Crow curls up on the bed, eyes watering from the pain, a whale like whine coming from him in distress. He grits his teeth, breath coming out in harsh gasps. In that moment, he forgets the trust Tsukikage had placed in him, a hand reaching up to pull the scarf away from his eyes.]

What the hell!? [He can't decide if he wants to throw up or cry.] I can't... [He can't feel anything at his crotch.] What did you do!?

[There's so much blood. On the inside of his thighs, all over the sheets, dripping onto the floor, coating them all in red. He's dizzy from the sudden loss, the scent overwhelming to his enhanced senses. Crow had only intended to look at the damage, but when he lifts his head...

Crow's expression twists into horror when he sees Tsukikage's jaw, his bleeding penis still caught in it. Vision blurring, Crow tries to back away, further onto the bed, trailing blood.]

Crow...

[Tsukikage wants to apologise. He wants to stop, pick Crow up and get him to a hospital, but every rational(?) thought he has quickly flies out the window the minute his hand moves. As soon as he sees Crow going for the scarf around his eye, his long arm flies, shoving the man's face away to stop him from seeing his. It's too late though, Crow has already seen the crime scene and his face, and the ninja panics.

The penis in his mouth is chewed and swallowed, and it slides down so easily that it gives his monstrous side a good idea. Crow is hurt... and he's seen his face. He has to make him forget.

Tsukikage grabs Crow's legs with three of his arms and yanks him back, nails now carelessly digging into him. As soon as he can get access to a leg, his mouth opens again, revealing that horrifying, gaping chasm. He chomps down around Crow's thigh, looking like he was trying to stop the bleeding, but instead ripping another chunk of flesh out.]

[What's happening?! Crow yells when Tsukikage yanks him from the bed, hands reflexively grabbing on to the mattress to slow his slide off it. But that yell morphs into a scream when Tsukikage tears into his leg like a ravenous beast, rending flesh and muscle into ribbons.

This has gone beyond an accident.

Near blind from agony and vertigo blindsiding him, Crow tries to pull his other leg free, intending to use it to kick at Tsukikage's face. But if he can't do that, he'll lash out with a fist to strike Tsukikage in the jaw.]

[The meat goes down just as easily as Crow's did, and the creature in front of Crow just barely remembers to chew before swallowing. Tsukikage does his best to hold Crow down, keep him from thrashing, but Crow is able to get his leg free and kick him in the jaw. Tsukikage's head rolls backwards and he screeches in pain, but his arms grab Crow's leg before he can pull it back.

There's a disgusting crack and Tsukikage's head yanks back forward like a rubber band, eyes completely blue as he stares up at the merman. With another hideous screech, it forces its head down, taking a bite out of Crow's other leg.

This isn't how it usually hunts, but Crow is immobilized all the same. If only he'd stop fighting.]

[Crow won't stop fighting, not while he's still alive. And he won't stop yelling, agonised shouts ripping from his throat when Tsukikage tears into his other leg.]

Tsukikage, stop!

[Is he going to die? Death by getting eaten out? If the situation wasn't so dire Crow would laugh. As it is, he's unfurling the arm fin on his right arm, intending to drive the paralytic spines into Tsukikage's face, torso, whichever he can hit.

But dizziness is hitting him in waves, his chest tight. The light in the room seems piercing, lancing through his skull. He manages to hiss out between rapidly shallow breaths--]

This isn't you!

[Unfortunately for Crow, Tsukikage is immune to poison, and while the fins do hurt regardless of where they hit, it's hardly enough to stop the arachne from tearing into Crow, eating him like he was a crazed beast rather than the slow, delicate way a spider would usually feast on its prey. Tsukikage was mad... vengeful even, and Crow's words fall on deaf ears. He just keeps ripping at the flesh, gulping it in thick, meaty chunks.]

GGGHRRRRRHHHHHEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK

[Tsukikage only growls loudly and his lower arms try pull Crow's legs straight off his body so he can eat those. He just wants to kill him now. Kill him and make him forget. He had to. He HAD TO.

He bites Crow's pelvis again and yanks hard, hoping for some more to eat.]

[Crow's throat is hoarse from screaming, his body writhing in agony. But his struggles are growing weaker, his grip on the bed sheets had growing slack from the blood loss. So when Tsukikage yanks his legs, he drags Crow from the bed onto the floor. He lands heavily on his tail, head snapping back when he hits the edge of the bed's mattress with his neck.

No. No no no this is a bad place to be. On reflex, Crow tries to punch out, warding off attack, but he's just so.

Faint.

Struggling.

To hold on.]

[Crow's head is right in front of him, and Tsukikage's eyes light up upon seeing Crow in such a vulnerable position. With no trace of the ninja that had been there before, Tsukikage's mouth unfurls fully and he gives a menacing screech. He enjoyed the struggle, but now it was the time to feast.

Then he clamps his mouth down on Crow, cheeks distended even further than before, and he bites the man's head off.

Rest in pieces in his stomach Crow. Tsukikage isn't going to realise what he's done until he's polished your body off into a slurry of proteins and carbohydrates]

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