[NSFW] STUPID MONSTER SEXPOCALYPSES

[cawnviction]

HERE IS CROW, WHO YOU APPARENTLY WANT TO BANG FOR SOME REASON. WITH ALL YOUR ADDITIONAL APPENDAGES/POWERS, HOW WRONG CAN IT GO?

Also general gore warning on top of the NSFW warning because this is all about Bad Monster Ideas.

If you want to play it out monster sex going wrong, but not in a public manner, please post a blank comment and I'll screen it, which will cause the rest of the thread to be screened.


Things that have Gone Wrong (including threads in other peoples' museboxes):
- Crow getting his dick stuck in holes that are too small and rigid
- Crow literally breaking someone's ass
- Condoms and the equivalent of blood getting stuck inside Crow's genital slit
- Crow getting his mouth burned and ice cream stuck in the lower jaw of his whale mask
- Crow getting his tail burned
- Crow getting his dick ripped off (blowjobs going wrong in the worst way) before getting killed
- Crow killing someone via blowjob
- Crow getting a too hot dick up his ass

Comments

[intercalaryninja]

[Unfortunately for Crow, Tsukikage is immune to poison, and while the fins do hurt regardless of where they hit, it's hardly enough to stop the arachne from tearing into Crow, eating him like he was a crazed beast rather than the slow, delicate way a spider would usually feast on its prey. Tsukikage was mad... vengeful even, and Crow's words fall on deaf ears. He just keeps ripping at the flesh, gulping it in thick, meaty chunks.]

GGGHRRRRRHHHHHEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK

[Tsukikage only growls loudly and his lower arms try pull Crow's legs straight off his body so he can eat those. He just wants to kill him now. Kill him and make him forget. He had to. He HAD TO.

He bites Crow's pelvis again and yanks hard, hoping for some more to eat.]

[cawnviction]

[Crow's throat is hoarse from screaming, his body writhing in agony. But his struggles are growing weaker, his grip on the bed sheets had growing slack from the blood loss. So when Tsukikage yanks his legs, he drags Crow from the bed onto the floor. He lands heavily on his tail, head snapping back when he hits the edge of the bed's mattress with his neck.

No. No no no this is a bad place to be. On reflex, Crow tries to punch out, warding off attack, but he's just so.

Faint.

Struggling.

To hold on.]

[intercalaryninja]

[Crow's head is right in front of him, and Tsukikage's eyes light up upon seeing Crow in such a vulnerable position. With no trace of the ninja that had been there before, Tsukikage's mouth unfurls fully and he gives a menacing screech. He enjoyed the struggle, but now it was the time to feast.

Then he clamps his mouth down on Crow, cheeks distended even further than before, and he bites the man's head off.

Rest in pieces in his stomach Crow. Tsukikage isn't going to realise what he's done until he's polished your body off into a slurry of proteins and carbohydrates]