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[NSFW] STUPID MONSTER SEXPOCALYPSES

HERE IS CROW, WHO YOU APPARENTLY WANT TO BANG FOR SOME REASON. WITH ALL YOUR ADDITIONAL APPENDAGES/POWERS, HOW WRONG CAN IT GO?

Also general gore warning on top of the NSFW warning because this is all about Bad Monster Ideas.

If you want to play it out monster sex going wrong, but not in a public manner, please post a blank comment and I'll screen it, which will cause the rest of the thread to be screened.

Things that have Gone Wrong (including threads in other peoples' museboxes):
- Crow getting his dick stuck in holes that are too small and rigid
- Crow literally breaking someone's ass
- Condoms and the equivalent of blood getting stuck inside Crow's genital slit
- Crow getting his mouth burned and ice cream stuck in the lower jaw of his whale mask
- Crow getting his tail burned
- Crow getting his dick ripped off (blowjobs going wrong in the worst way) before getting killed
- Crow killing someone via blowjob
- Crow getting a too hot dick up his ass

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Crow...

[Tsukikage wants to apologise. He wants to stop, pick Crow up and get him to a hospital, but every rational(?) thought he has quickly flies out the window the minute his hand moves. As soon as he sees Crow going for the scarf around his eye, his long arm flies, shoving the man's face away to stop him from seeing his. It's too late though, Crow has already seen the crime scene and his face, and the ninja panics.

The penis in his mouth is chewed and swallowed, and it slides down so easily that it gives his monstrous side a good idea. Crow is hurt... and he's seen his face. He has to make him forget.

Tsukikage grabs Crow's legs with three of his arms and yanks him back, nails now carelessly digging into him. As soon as he can get access to a leg, his mouth opens again, revealing that horrifying, gaping chasm. He chomps down around Crow's thigh, looking like he was trying to stop the bleeding, but instead ripping another chunk of flesh out.]

[What's happening?! Crow yells when Tsukikage yanks him from the bed, hands reflexively grabbing on to the mattress to slow his slide off it. But that yell morphs into a scream when Tsukikage tears into his leg like a ravenous beast, rending flesh and muscle into ribbons.

This has gone beyond an accident.

Near blind from agony and vertigo blindsiding him, Crow tries to pull his other leg free, intending to use it to kick at Tsukikage's face. But if he can't do that, he'll lash out with a fist to strike Tsukikage in the jaw.]

[The meat goes down just as easily as Crow's did, and the creature in front of Crow just barely remembers to chew before swallowing. Tsukikage does his best to hold Crow down, keep him from thrashing, but Crow is able to get his leg free and kick him in the jaw. Tsukikage's head rolls backwards and he screeches in pain, but his arms grab Crow's leg before he can pull it back.

There's a disgusting crack and Tsukikage's head yanks back forward like a rubber band, eyes completely blue as he stares up at the merman. With another hideous screech, it forces its head down, taking a bite out of Crow's other leg.

This isn't how it usually hunts, but Crow is immobilized all the same. If only he'd stop fighting.]

[Crow won't stop fighting, not while he's still alive. And he won't stop yelling, agonised shouts ripping from his throat when Tsukikage tears into his other leg.]

Tsukikage, stop!

[Is he going to die? Death by getting eaten out? If the situation wasn't so dire Crow would laugh. As it is, he's unfurling the arm fin on his right arm, intending to drive the paralytic spines into Tsukikage's face, torso, whichever he can hit.

But dizziness is hitting him in waves, his chest tight. The light in the room seems piercing, lancing through his skull. He manages to hiss out between rapidly shallow breaths--]

This isn't you!

[Unfortunately for Crow, Tsukikage is immune to poison, and while the fins do hurt regardless of where they hit, it's hardly enough to stop the arachne from tearing into Crow, eating him like he was a crazed beast rather than the slow, delicate way a spider would usually feast on its prey. Tsukikage was mad... vengeful even, and Crow's words fall on deaf ears. He just keeps ripping at the flesh, gulping it in thick, meaty chunks.]

GGGHRRRRRHHHHHEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK

[Tsukikage only growls loudly and his lower arms try pull Crow's legs straight off his body so he can eat those. He just wants to kill him now. Kill him and make him forget. He had to. He HAD TO.

He bites Crow's pelvis again and yanks hard, hoping for some more to eat.]

[Crow's throat is hoarse from screaming, his body writhing in agony. But his struggles are growing weaker, his grip on the bed sheets had growing slack from the blood loss. So when Tsukikage yanks his legs, he drags Crow from the bed onto the floor. He lands heavily on his tail, head snapping back when he hits the edge of the bed's mattress with his neck.

No. No no no this is a bad place to be. On reflex, Crow tries to punch out, warding off attack, but he's just so.

Faint.

Struggling.

To hold on.]

[Crow's head is right in front of him, and Tsukikage's eyes light up upon seeing Crow in such a vulnerable position. With no trace of the ninja that had been there before, Tsukikage's mouth unfurls fully and he gives a menacing screech. He enjoyed the struggle, but now it was the time to feast.

Then he clamps his mouth down on Crow, cheeks distended even further than before, and he bites the man's head off.

Rest in pieces in his stomach Crow. Tsukikage isn't going to realise what he's done until he's polished your body off into a slurry of proteins and carbohydrates]

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