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>wait time travel/ >you serious/ >do me a favor and let me know if that changes >im getting the feeling lady wont tell me >hah way to look on the bright side >that bothered by a suit/

im srs
buncha guys frm the future came back 2 mess things up
well
they wanted 2 save their future
bt itd come at the cost of destroying my present
u kno?

sure
guessin she got bugged 2 huh
nah
bt can u imagine me in 1
bit 2 formal 4 my tastes

>save their future by destroying yours >pretty messed up if you ask me >so what ended up happening with all that/ >yeah she did >took everything to not rip those priests apart >so i kept my mouth shut >trying to figure out how itd work with that tail >would coattails with a tail be too much/

we set them straight
our city didnt get destroyed
lots o rebuildin tho
bt we r working 4 a brighter future
its good

[And he misses it, terribly.]

nah
itd work out gr8 imo
hides the hole in my pants for the tail
im already wearin somethin like that rite now

>howd they think destroying a city would help anyway/ >at least it worked out >you got something to go back to

[It kinda sounds it.]

>thats right you kinda do >more tails just means more stylish >yeah thats what well go with >say when all this shits over you mind hooking me up with your tailor/ >gettin real tired of the no pants fog dance

short version
stuff that came from my city would go outta control hundreds of years l8r
like some kinda apocalypse
if my city and all its research was destroyed
itd never happen
rite

yea
i do
which is y it gets me
ive been here 4 so long

sure
i think they moved tho
besides
i do half of it myself

[who can sew? that's right, this guy.]

Edited 2016-05-29 04:51 (UTC)

>huh >well i mean it makes sense in hindsight i guess >still pretty shitty though >preaching to the choir buddy >do you/ >think you can hook me up with something i can manage with hooves/

they couldve joined the science team
and figured a way to stop the thing frm goin outta control
they were all sciency guys
bt i guess its easier just to destroy things
than it is to fix em

ez
wear a skirt

>hell if they knew how to stop it >seems kinda dumb just to make things worse >but who am i to say i dont understand these things >i was kind of hoping to avoid that option

idk man
im not a scientist
i just play the card game
idk the science and physics behind the thing
id say ask my bro cause he gets that stuff
bt foggy here took him from way b4 this
he has no idea bout any of this stuff
and he doesnt wanna kno so i havnt said anythin

ha
rite bc u hv weird legs
uh lemme think
if u rly want pants
most clothing problems can b fixed w/ zips/buttons/string

>i probably wouldnt understand it anyway >man you guys sure take that card game seriously though >shit >i think ill stick to poker >yeah theyre a real pain >thre an unusually large zipper option/ >might be able to manage that with the hooves >maybe a bigger button >think string is too small for me

i owe a lot 2 the existence of duel monsters
if duel monsters didnt exist
id prob b lyin face down in the gutter

im thinkin
make a long cut along the sides of both pant legs
then use buttons or a zip 2 seal it up again
so the fabric aint flappin around
thats wat i wouldve done if i bothered with pants when i was a bird

>you think so/ >seems like a lot put on a card game >but who am i to judge >at least you got something >hey thats not a half bad idea >maybe i can talk you into helping me out sometime >you were a bird/

mayb
bt back home
when i was a kid
there wasnt a lot of hope
most of te kids my age were orphans
we lived at a site of a disaster that destroyed the city
and broke us off from the mainland
the mainland refused 2 help us
dumped all their trash on2 our island
who would give a damn bout a kid wanderin round on his own?
a kid who couldnt read or write or do anything cept survive
there were hundreds of others like me
bt dm gave us all somethin 2 share
i wouldnt hv made friends or my brothers
who taught me 2 read and sums and 2 think
w/o dm 2 draw us 2gether
i wouldnt hv been raised by the woman who taught me wat was rite and wrong
i wouldnt hv met my hero who taught me there was more 2 life thn just surviving

[Sorry Dante, you are talking to the preacher of the Duel Monster religion.]

wat u want me 2 take u clothes shoppin or somethin
isnt that somethin youd do w/ lady
yea i was
happened in plaga b4 it split
u were there rite?
people goin in2 holes and comin out different

[Wow he was not expecting card games to be that serious. Damn.]

>damn dude >that got heavy >well >shit

[What do you even say to all of that?]

>its good you had it then >somethings better than nothing >what happened to your island/ >is it doing better now/ >not if i want to come out of it with any clothes for myself >besides its not like that >yeah i did >came out full mad bull and all >i know exactly what youre talking about

yea its better
a bridge got built between island and mainland
it doesnt fix everythin bt
ppl r comin in
seeing wat its rly like
ppl like me
theres hope 4 the future
and thats all i could rly ask for 4 my kids

uh huh sure
yea so i was bird 1st thn i turned in2 this when i accidentally fell in2 water

>that doesnt sound half bad >no wonder youre itching to get back >you got kids/ >whats that supposed to mean >shit talk about a switch >least i stayed a cow i guess

its my home
even if things werent patched up
id still wanna go back
yea
5 of em
b4 u get the wrong idea
we rnt related by blood
still my kids tho

nothing
u kno
calling urself a cow opens urself 2 way 2 many jokes
then again
if u said ur a bull
theres a bullshit or a load of bull joke waiting 4 u rite there

>yeah i get that >adopted then >not bad >nothing what >call a duck a duck dude >or in this case a cow >but hey if you got some bad jokes for me im game >those are the best kind

nothin is wat it is

if u r a cow
do u get milked

>youre so full of shit you should be the bull >if youre a fish do you make good sushi/

hahahahahaha
depends do u make gud beef patties

>the best >i make a mean steak too

man
now ur makin me hungry

>cant resist a side of beef huh/ >i dont blame you im pretty irresistible

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