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cawnviction) wrote2016-09-26 09:31 pm
cawnviction) wrote2016-09-26 09:31 pm
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<redgrave>
>no wonder youre itching to get back
>you got kids/
>whats that supposed to mean
>shit talk about a switch
>least i stayed a cow i guess
<Crow-sama!>
even if things werent patched up
id still wanna go back
yea
5 of em
b4 u get the wrong idea
we rnt related by blood
still my kids tho
nothing
u kno
calling urself a cow opens urself 2 way 2 many jokes
then again
if u said ur a bull
theres a bullshit or a load of bull joke waiting 4 u rite there
<redgrave>
>adopted then
>not bad
>nothing what
>call a duck a duck dude
>or in this case a cow
>but hey if you got some bad jokes for me im game
>those are the best kind
<Crow-sama!>
if u r a cow
do u get milked
<redgrave>
>if youre a fish do you make good sushi/
<Crow-sama!>
depends do u make gud beef patties
<redgrave>
>i make a mean steak too
<Crow-sama!>
now ur makin me hungry
<redgrave>
>i dont blame you im pretty irresistible
<Crow-sama!>
its been a while since ive had a good piece of meat in my mouth
bt im nt rly into beefcake
<redgrave>
>going and saying a thing like that
>cut me some slack
>i cant help how good i look
<Crow-sama!>
surprised u dont get run out 4 indecent exposure
<redgrave>
>vandare and all
>and hey not everyone can rock it
<Crow-sama!>
y dont u 3 move
idk i think every1 else is 2 horrified 2 do say anythin 2 u
not a flashy cow
bt a flashing cow
<redgrave>
>things got pretty rough for any newcomers
>and give up that easy/
>not a chance
>i might believe you if there was anything but fur to look at down there
>besides im working on it
<Crow-sama>
i didn't stick round 4 long
guess its ur home while ur here huh
u sayin u got nothin under the hood
no plumbin
<redgrave>
>so i might as well stick it out
>im saying everythings internal and its weird as hell dude
<Crow-sama!>
had 2 move a couple o times bck home
we didn't hv much
bt it was still a big pain
ugh ikr
least u didnt lose it completely i guess
coz that happened 2 me when i was bird
<redgrave>
>but. well.
>my brother cant move in the daylight. makes things harder
>dude are you serious
>like gone gone/
>what the hell
<Crow-sama!>
i kno... knew... sum1 who changed tht
they were a nite monster 2 bt
i think he asked the horse 2 switch it up w/ somethin else
most birds dont hve sausage n meatballs ykno
<redgrave>
>he could ask but i dont think it bothers him
>neither of us were big on daytime to start anyway
>dude i dont go around looking at bird junk
>how the hell would i know/
<Crow-sama!>
kid knos how 2 take care of himself
so when he wasnt round 4 a while
i knew
all itd take is 4 1 human 2 break in2 ur house u kno
read a damn book some time
[Says the person who doesn't really read books.]
<redgrave>
>but hey
>maybe hes back home now
>if that human wants to die
>if im gonna read it sure as hell isnt going to be about bird junk
>what the hell kind of things do you read/
>you know what i dont want to know
<Crow-sama!>
hey a monster house looks the same as a human house
usually
ez mistake 4 a human 2 make
sometimes u find out this sorta stuff by accident ok
any book bout animals starts goin in2 mating at sum point
<redgrave>
>they know where we live
>trashed it well enough
>still wont matter they wake him up theyre food
>by accident
>sure buddy
>whatever you say
>we all got our weird kinks its alright
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