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cawnviction) wrote2016-09-26 09:31 pm
cawnviction) wrote2016-09-26 09:31 pm
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<redgrave>
>going and saying a thing like that
>cut me some slack
>i cant help how good i look
<Crow-sama!>
surprised u dont get run out 4 indecent exposure
<redgrave>
>vandare and all
>and hey not everyone can rock it
<Crow-sama!>
y dont u 3 move
idk i think every1 else is 2 horrified 2 do say anythin 2 u
not a flashy cow
bt a flashing cow
<redgrave>
>things got pretty rough for any newcomers
>and give up that easy/
>not a chance
>i might believe you if there was anything but fur to look at down there
>besides im working on it
<Crow-sama>
i didn't stick round 4 long
guess its ur home while ur here huh
u sayin u got nothin under the hood
no plumbin
<redgrave>
>so i might as well stick it out
>im saying everythings internal and its weird as hell dude
<Crow-sama!>
had 2 move a couple o times bck home
we didn't hv much
bt it was still a big pain
ugh ikr
least u didnt lose it completely i guess
coz that happened 2 me when i was bird
<redgrave>
>but. well.
>my brother cant move in the daylight. makes things harder
>dude are you serious
>like gone gone/
>what the hell
<Crow-sama!>
i kno... knew... sum1 who changed tht
they were a nite monster 2 bt
i think he asked the horse 2 switch it up w/ somethin else
most birds dont hve sausage n meatballs ykno
<redgrave>
>he could ask but i dont think it bothers him
>neither of us were big on daytime to start anyway
>dude i dont go around looking at bird junk
>how the hell would i know/
<Crow-sama!>
kid knos how 2 take care of himself
so when he wasnt round 4 a while
i knew
all itd take is 4 1 human 2 break in2 ur house u kno
read a damn book some time
[Says the person who doesn't really read books.]
<redgrave>
>but hey
>maybe hes back home now
>if that human wants to die
>if im gonna read it sure as hell isnt going to be about bird junk
>what the hell kind of things do you read/
>you know what i dont want to know
<Crow-sama!>
hey a monster house looks the same as a human house
usually
ez mistake 4 a human 2 make
sometimes u find out this sorta stuff by accident ok
any book bout animals starts goin in2 mating at sum point
<redgrave>
>they know where we live
>trashed it well enough
>still wont matter they wake him up theyre food
>by accident
>sure buddy
>whatever you say
>we all got our weird kinks its alright
<Crow-sama!>
tho rly i just wanna see ur bro at the beach
tryin imagine that guy in the sun playin in the sand
if it werent 4 ppl w/ weird kinks
u wouldnt get any
<redgrave>
>...
>yeah i cant imagine it
>believe it or not though he was a kid once
>ouch
>im not saying youre wrong but shit dude low blow
<Crow-sama!>
every1 was
he just as grumpy as a kid or wat
u started it
besides it p much applies to all monsters here
cept mayb vampires and weres
actually no
that still totally applies 2 them
theres a palce in bavan tht p mch makes a killin off ppl watchin monsters strip
<redgrave>
>not really
>i mean hes always been serious and all but
>things are different now
>seriously/
>man i guess it takes all kinds
>kinda creepy to think im someones fetish though
<Crow-sama!>
i wont dig in2 it if u dont wanna talk bout it
u did say ur irresistible
thought u wanted that kinda attention
;)
<redgrave>
>i am
>but still dude
>ive got horns
>its a little weird
<Crow-sama!>
would u say ur
horny
<redgrave>
>thats like me asking if youll show me a whale of a time
<Crow-sama!>
<redgrave>
>but i guess you are a fish out of water
>ill cut you some slack
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