cawnviction: (don't blow your load all at once)
Crow Hogan [5D's] ([personal profile] cawnviction) wrote2016-02-06 12:50 pm

[NSFW] STUPID MONSTER SEXPOCALYPSES

HERE IS CROW, WHO YOU APPARENTLY WANT TO BANG FOR SOME REASON. WITH ALL YOUR ADDITIONAL APPENDAGES/POWERS, HOW WRONG CAN IT GO?

Also general gore warning on top of the NSFW warning because this is all about Bad Monster Ideas.

If you want to play it out monster sex going wrong, but not in a public manner, please post a blank comment and I'll screen it, which will cause the rest of the thread to be screened.


Things that have Gone Wrong (including threads in other peoples' museboxes):
- Crow getting his dick stuck in holes that are too small and rigid
- Crow literally breaking someone's ass
- Condoms and the equivalent of blood getting stuck inside Crow's genital slit
- Crow getting his mouth burned and ice cream stuck in the lower jaw of his whale mask
- Crow getting his tail burned
- Crow getting his dick ripped off (blowjobs going wrong in the worst way) before getting killed
- Crow killing someone via blowjob
- Crow getting a too hot dick up his ass
engage_the_enemy: ([back])

the clinical term is premature ejaculation

[personal profile] engage_the_enemy 2016-03-02 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Waving a dick, waving the Monado, same thing. Apparently Shulk has a habit of doing both. If it's really that troublesome, just make him hold still, Crow. You've got the strength for it!

And hey, don't knock it until you try it. Maybe teeth on your butt feels nice, somehow. The harpy isn't interested in further experimenting though, not now anyway. Crow's already doing like, mad scientist stuff here. He grunts when Crow moves his leg, pressing his ankle against the mer. Gasps when Crow grabs his poor, neglected dick, groaning when finally, there's a wet heat around it.

Of course, Crow has to be a tease. Shulk doesn't think to complain immediately though, whimpering a bit at the light touches, breaking off into a short keen when Crow's length curves inside him again. He threads his fingers in Crow's hair, brushing at the mer's scalp before gripping and tugging at handfuls or orange.

Is he expressing approval or further impatience? Who knows! Probably both.
]
engage_the_enemy: ([the breeze hurts man])

thats the synonym

[personal profile] engage_the_enemy 2016-03-03 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Shulk purses his lips at that cheeky grin, a veritable pout, but it's all he can muster, letting his head slam back against the mattress as Crow continues.

The harpy trills from the pleasure that hits him in waves, hips rolling time with Crow's, the attention to his cock and the press of the mer inside him making him writhe, pulling at the mer's hair like it's a lifeline.

At least, that's how it is at first. The high that was building starts to wane...he feels oddly tired, thirstier when Crow gets more enthusiastic. Which the harried pace is nice, still, but the harpy licks at dry lips. His hold on Crow's hair slackens then, and he'd lift his head, say something is wrong, but he can't. Tries, before flopping uselessly. Struck by sudden weakness and dizziness in tandem, and all he can do is croak weakly. His head is pounding.

Something...something's not right, is the brief thought his brain musters, Shulk staring up at the ceiling. His eyes start to burn.
]
engage_the_enemy: ([he's dead Jim])

nah he's always in various states of being dead or alive, its his thing

[personal profile] engage_the_enemy 2016-03-15 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Shulk's ears are ringing, and the light above hurts his eyes terribly, and his clarity of thought is swallowed in confusion and terror -- he doesn't understand why Crow doesn't seem to notice. He just keeps going as if everything is fine. Shouldn't he recognize his partner in this is awfully silent? Near unresponsive?

The harpy doesn't feel pleasure anymore, only pain. Skin pulled thin and taut, muscles locking up from dehydration.

It's agony.

He can't even scream, only wheeze. His body isn't working anymore, and his tongue feels like cotton in his mouth. He blinks, closes his mouth to keep some moisture in but his lips stick together and he doesn't have the strength to open it again.

It's hard to tell when he passes. But it's quiet.
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