When Crow opened his door to Roxas and let him inside to talk, that would have been one of the last things he'd expected to come out of Roxas' mouth.

"Uh," he says, very eloquently.

Crow blinks, bewildered. Give him a second, because that question totally blindsided him. Okay. Right.

"What prompted this?" Crow's expression shifts back into his usual smile. "Do you have someone you like? Need help getting them in the sack? Is that why you're asking?"