[Wow Crow, you stop touching him just to pose and say that? Shulk doesn't give people flat looks often, but you're sure getting one right now.
"Crow-sama", more like boner killer. The two are practically synonymous!
Shulk squeaks in surprise when he's met with a handful of condom, whoa there. He's clutching it awkwardly when Crow speaks, the mer's breath warm against his ear, and okay, alright, that definitely puts the mood back where it should be. The harpy shivers, before nodding once.]
R-right.
[He looks down, gaze flicking up to Crow's face briefly, before he grips the mer's considerable length. Well, here goes nothing. There don't seem to be condoms made for monsters specifically, but fortunately, one size fits all, and the harpy rolls it down in a few strokes.]
Uh, does it feel okay?
[Is it possible to put a condom on wrong? He has no idea.]
well then he's a surprise deviant
"Crow-sama", more like boner killer. The two are practically synonymous!
Shulk squeaks in surprise when he's met with a handful of condom, whoa there. He's clutching it awkwardly when Crow speaks, the mer's breath warm against his ear, and okay, alright, that definitely puts the mood back where it should be. The harpy shivers, before nodding once.]
R-right.
[He looks down, gaze flicking up to Crow's face briefly, before he grips the mer's considerable length. Well, here goes nothing. There don't seem to be condoms made for monsters specifically, but fortunately, one size fits all, and the harpy rolls it down in a few strokes.]
Uh, does it feel okay?
[Is it possible to put a condom on wrong? He has no idea.]