[Crow reaches over and flicks Shulk in the forehead.]
I know we're not girls, but that's no reason to be unsafe!
[Martha had taken great pains to make sure he remembers her safe sex lecture. Especially him, for some reason. He can still remember the way she'd twisted his ear when he'd complained about how putting rubber on his dick sounded stupid. The mental image of Martha chastising him is also totally not what he wanted to be thinking about right now! Unbeknowst to Crow, his penis retreats a short way back into his genital slit.
Nevertheless, Crow's rising off Shulk. But instead of getting off the bed like a normal person, he kneels on the edge of the bed and reaches for Shulk's bag, leaning as far forward as he can, meaning Shulk's getting a face full of tail.]
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[Crow reaches over and flicks Shulk in the forehead.]
I know we're not girls, but that's no reason to be unsafe!
[Martha had taken great pains to make sure he remembers her safe sex lecture. Especially him, for some reason. He can still remember the way she'd twisted his ear when he'd complained about how putting rubber on his dick sounded stupid. The mental image of Martha chastising him is also totally not what he wanted to be thinking about right now! Unbeknowst to Crow, his penis retreats a short way back into his genital slit.
Nevertheless, Crow's rising off Shulk. But instead of getting off the bed like a normal person, he kneels on the edge of the bed and reaches for Shulk's bag, leaning as far forward as he can, meaning Shulk's getting a face full of tail.]