[Unfortunately, one of the things Crow had to give up since becoming a mer was nipples. Fingers down his ribs elicit the tiniest of shivers, though.]

Hold on.

[Crow glances down at the pedipalps he's holding. Then up at Tsukikage. Then back down at them. Then back up at Tsukikage.]

You're telling me that these are spider dicks? ...And you've been walking around with these hanging out all this time!?

[What.]

And people get on my case when I walk around without any pants!

[Because on first inspection, it looks like he doesn't have any genitalia.]