[No, it's definitely weird! Smooth and rubbery is kind of a new sensation when you're touching a person. Although if Shulk had experience with anything else, it would be the least weird. Maybe the nicest, barring fur.
Shulk hums, fanning his tail feathers helpfully because that feels nice. Chokes in the next breath, because excuse you? He's leaning so far back now and looking at you super distrustfully, Crow.
Here lies any boners in the room.]
W-what? Are you...poisonous? Venomous?
[It's either the saliva, or he bites people and that does it. Shulk wrinkles his nose. Crow's mouth isn't that gross, is it?]
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Shulk hums, fanning his tail feathers helpfully because that feels nice. Chokes in the next breath, because excuse you? He's leaning so far back now and looking at you super distrustfully, Crow.
Here lies any boners in the room.]
W-what? Are you...poisonous? Venomous?
[It's either the saliva, or he bites people and that does it. Shulk wrinkles his nose. Crow's mouth isn't that gross, is it?]